Kid Stuff

Jokes by Kyra age 7
What does the car say to the nut?
You’re diving me nuts!

What does the penny say to the quarter?
We make cents!
(get it? - like sense...)

Recipes by Eli

Cheesecake:
First you get a crust and then you put cheese on it and put it in the fridge - just for a while - and then it turns into cheesecake!

Cells
by Micah Jones age 10
Cells are all over your body. They help you grow and move. Most cells you can’t see with out a microscope , but some , like an egg , you can see with out a microscope. A tissue is when cells group together to perform similar functions. Cell reproduction is called mitosis. That is when one cell splits apart into two cells. All cells need energy to live. Cells come in all shapes. God made every single cell for you and me.


A Gladiator named Servius
by Gannon Jones
Servius was captured by Roman guards. Then he was forced to become a gladiator even though he didn’t want to. They took him to gladiator school and he learned how to jump over weapons and fight. His match was in one week. He didn’t want to fight but he had to or else he would be killed. When he was in the battle he realized that his opponent was just as scared as he was. He almost killed him but then he refused and went back to his trainers. He was probably killed for not killing his opponent but he didn’t, even though he knew that he might die for his behavior.
The Roman philosopher Seneca said: “The show was even better to watch ...because the men in the audience learned that it was more decent to die than to kill.”

In the Moonlight
by Micah Jones

In the day with all the sunlight
Boy, it’s bright
But when it’s night
Oh, what a sight
Stars shining with all their might
In the moonlight.

Christmas at the Joneses

Meet Our Family

This is our family. Going clockwise from the top is Rich, then there is his lovely wife Donna, our beautiful 10 yr old Micah, our talkative 7 yr old Kyra, the clown of the family 6 yr old Eli, and last but not least the analytical 9 yr old Gannon.
Last July Rich completed his first 1/2 Iron Man in Sun River Oregon. A 1.5 mile swim, 58 mile bike and 13 mile run! Wow. He is already preparing for it again in 2006 and planning on doing a full Iron Man (twice the above distances)on his 40th birthday.
You know - he has been doing these sprint distance triathlons for many years now and they are so inspiring. They look like a lot of work (please note that as I type this I am sitting on my rear eating a chocolate chip cookie) but also a lot of fun. The 1/2 Iron Man did not inspire me - it looked like torture! I saw more that one person in amazing shape practically pass out after the swim. I can't imagine what the full Iron Man will be like - we shall see...
As for me - well I keep myself busy homeschooling 4 kids, running the Veneta Home Education Network - a local homeschool support group for West Lane County Oregon
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/venetahomeeducationnetwork/
I teach step aerobics, am re-learning the piano after a 20 year break and in my spare time read, write and take any art class I can possibly fit into my already overscheduled life! Needless to say with 4 kids, 2 cats, 1 large dog, a rather talkative bird and a hamster housework occasionally takes a low priority... We are happy amid the chaos.
Micah is crazy about Harry Potter. She has read all of the books at least 3 times and can beat anyone at Harry Potter trivia. She also loves to read anything by Gayle Carson Levine and the Eragon series. She loves to paint, is very witty - a bit sarcastic - and is most beautiful when laughing. She loves horses and singing. She takes piano lessons and wants to learn the guitar to start her own band. She takes karate and can be dangerous so watch out!
Gannon is an amazing 9 year old kid. He is a Bear Scout and loves everything about Cub Scouting. He too is crazy about Harry Potter and Eragon and is often busy contemplating life and its idiosyncrasies. He loves to cook but will rarely eat. He is a very skinny kid. He loves to run and finished his first 5K in just 32 minutes. He loves to play chess and soccer. History is one of his favorite subjects but he could do without the Latin.
Kyra is our firecracker. She is passionate about animals and wants to grow up to be a vet. She loves her friends and siblings and is a very responsible 7 yr old. Kyra loves to swim and jump in the deep end. Kyra does not tread water too well and has had to be rescued more than once by the life guards - I think she likes it...
Eli is just entertaining. What can I say? He is a bundle of energy and fun. His favorite (and I asked him...) thing to do is eat. The kid can out eat anyone in our family and still be hungry, it is amazing! Eli has a very magnetic personality and makes friends rapidly. He has a crush on his former primary teacher and is always flexing his muscles for her at church. Her husband better watch out!
Well that is our family - read on to learn more.
Donna
PS - This is our newest family member: Kyra's kitten who she named Alisa Lala Jones

Kyra and Eli Raising Butterflies

This fall Kyra and Eli got the chance to raise butterflies for their Science Fair project. We got 5 painted lady butterflies in the mail and watched as they changed into beautiful butterflies.
I was smarter this time around and made sure to release them before they mated and sprayed eggs all over my kitchen like last time. We released all 5 butterflies in a neighbor's garden.

Our Butterflies
by Kyra Jones
"Our butterflies are big and pretty. Even the dead one was way big. I saw a really pretty one that was a girl. The butterflies are so pretty - I just want to keep them."

Our Butterflies
by Eli Jones
"I saw a butterfly land on me! The butterfly went on my shoulder and elbow. I wanted to touch one and Gannon was going to touch one so I got in Gannon’s spot. I touched one. It was waaaaay cool."

Gannon's Place

A Day in the Life of Liberty, My Horse
by Gannon Jones for Equine 103
My name is Liberty. I am a horse. I am brown tall and can jump really high. My owner is Gannon Jones.
This morning I got an apple, hay and oats for breakfast. My favorite was the apple because it was crunchy and sweet. It was cold outside this morning. It was raining really hard when I woke up and I wished that I was inside the house near the fireplace. Gannon came to clean my stall this morning and feed me breakfast. I was really glad to see Gannon. Then I pooped. Gannon didn’t notice until he stepped in it. I neighed at him. Gannon went back inside the house.
This afternoon the rain cleared up. Then Gannon came to groom me. The pointy thing really hurt. Gannon got too close behind me so I kicked him in the stomach because that pointy thing really hurt! Then he rode me. We went into the backyard. It is big and has lots of trees and branches on the ground. I jumped over a branch on the ground and there was a branch above me. Gannon was looking at the ground and didn’t see it until it hit him square in the chest. He fell off me but I kept going. I hid behind a group of trees. I saw Gannon looking for me. When he got really close I kicked him to let him know that I was there. He fell down. I tried to nudge him with my foot so that he would get up but he was already standing and I accidentally kicked him in the stomach and he flew into a tree. Then he walked me home. Then I got some hay for lunch.
At night Gannon came to feed me some broccoli. He also gave me oats and an apple for a treat. Then he scratched me behind the ears. I don’t like being scratched behind the ears. I prefer being scratched on my back so I stomped him on the toe. He screamed. Then Gannon went back inside. I hope he will come back to see me tomorrow.
The end.

Micah's Spot

A Day in the Life of Jewels, My Horse
by Micah Jones for Equine 103
Hello, my name is Jewels. I am a girl horse. I’m tan with a white diamond shape on my forehead. I love running.
What a lovely morning. Oh, look, oats. Mmmmm, oats. There is my owner coming to clean my stable. It is so warm and the sun is out. There isn’t a cloud in the sky. I am going to walk around a bit.
This afternoon my owner groomed me. I love being groomed. It feels so good. After she groomed me my owner put some fresh hay in my stall. It smelled so good. After I ate my owner said, “Riding time Jewels!” Riding is my favorite time of the day. I love running through the trees with my owner on my back. We started at a trot, then we jogged and then we ran. I wanted to go to the apple tree near our house but my owner said “no Jewels.” We ran in the woods near the stable. It was a great time with the wind in my mane. Then we went back to the stable and she gave me a treat and rubbed my back. Nothing like a good treat at the end of a ride. My owner’s mom called her to come inside the house. I don’t know why. I wish she could stay with me for the rest of the day.
This evening I had hay and an apple for dinner. My owner came back outside and rubbed me on the side.
“Good night, Jewels” she said.
I watched her go inside her house and then I fell asleep.