Please feel free to enjoy this scenario from my morning:
5:30 am - the baby is crying and I am trying to ignore the whole thing in hopes that my loving husband will be fooled into thinking that I am still asleep and will take care of him.
5:40 - It works! It must have been the light snore and the drool... Hubby is up and changing a diaper and giving kiddo a bottle which will put him back to sleep - I can now blissfully sink back into my covers and - sleep.
5:45 - Just falling asleep... wait hubby is now poking and prodding me awake - does he want some hanky panky? Hmmm, I could be persuaded....
No - it is not hanky panky - he is encouraging me to go work out - damn new years resolutions...
Should I offer hanky panky and therefore be able to stay in bed?
"You should really work out," he says, "you'll feel better."
Crap!
5:55 am - I stumble into the bonus room with good intentions - look at the treadmill and then the guest bed... I turn on the treadmill - 5.5 and a level 4 incline - turn on the TV - and then...
You got it, I climbed right into that guest bed and slept 'til 7!
*and how was YOUR morning?*
2 comments:
Very cool! I am glad that you are still as funny as ever!
Thanks Dave
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